Do you talk to your god
with that disgusting god complex?
- me: are you a 'sexual predator'?
- priest: **nervously** no, why would you think that?
- me: because my daddy said that sexual predators like to pray with little kids!
- priest: no, i PREY ON kids, silly boy!
- me: oohhhhhhhhhh hahahaha
- priest: hahahahaha suck my dick.